Vagina's are fickle creatures. You have to treat them with respect. Yet, you have to stand atattention to attack them at any moment in case they get bampfy.
Bamfy can't be defined. It is a state of mind that transcends all lamfy-ness. But in case you're not bamfy enough to just get that (which is nothing to be ashamed of, few ever earn the honorable distinction of "bamfy"), the word is the adjective form of BAMF, meaning "Bad Ass Mother F***er". Among the ranks of the bamfy are the Dos Equis spokesman, David Tennant, and Chuck Norris. Oh yeah, and Mother Teresa. What a bamf.
The Doctor just saved the world for the bazillionth time and finally walked away from that lamfy Martha chick. What a bamfy bamf.
its like a walk but a little more fancy, getting from point A to point B, without that much effort, sliding to the bus as they say, to skip run and walk all in one gangsta style
Bampf is the sound that an old school SONY TV makes as it turns on. Once you have noted the sound you will begin to incorporate it as part of your vernacular. Once the word has taken hold it can be used ad nauseum. Can be used to replace almost any word.
Can be used to end a conversation.