ballner 

when your "testicles" or "balls" are in the state of having a boner.

When you have had such an incredible boner aka the boner of your life, that the boner transfered to your ballsack.(note if you are a castroti "a guy gets his balls cut off this could be a problem! please contact your doctor for more information!)

OMG look at that girl i just had a ballner!

is it morning already! man i just had a morning ballner!

a guy: lets go to hooters!

some other guy: wouldnt it be embarrassing if we went ther and my ballner broke through my pants!

a guy: ok your not coming loser!

ballner by they call me a GOD September 14, 2009

free ballner 

When a man is free ballin', especially in loose pants or shorts, he must adjust his penis every now and again, thus after many cock adjustments one has given himself an erection or boner.

I was just sitting on my couch and all of a sudden i gave myself a free ballner.

free ballner by cheesy magee November 30, 2009

Porcelain Ballerina

'Rivka Alice' is the most beautiful girl in the world. The perfect ballerina loved by all. Rivka is an angel 'Saint-Like' 'Holy'

Polish - Russian Origin 'Rivka' is unique and rare.

'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'

‘Rivka Alice Porcelaina Ballerina’ also known as porcelain ballerina is beautiful’

Porcelain Ballerina by Jesswoods January 27, 2022

baller tank 

A tank in Overwatch that is excessively aggressive and takes immense resources to keep alive, despite not providing much value to the team at all. Oftentimes, they will not listen to advice and possess no self preservation skills whatsoever.

Oh my god, this Rein just charged into five people at half health again, we've got a baller tank this game.

baller tank by probiotozo January 14, 2023

brown ballerina 

When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina

"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"

brown ballerina by woms May 12, 2007

Ballnets

The nets that you put on the bottoms of guys' balls to stop them from dunking in the water.

Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?

Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?

Brian: What?

Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?

Ballnets by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021

Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.

Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.

Ballnets.net by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021