baldylox

someone who doesnt have too much hair.

moby
andre agassi
briant gumble

baldylox by statik November 28, 2003

Baldylox

A perfect nickname for someone who is a cancer patient. PERFECT!

Man "Hey, Baldylox!"
Cancer Patient "Don't call me that!"
Man "Why not, Baldylox?"
Cancer Patient "..."
Man "Why do all these Baldies keep dying?"
*Patient died of cancer*

Baldylox by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025

baldylocks 

baldylocks = name for a bald headed friend

Derived from the story book name Goldy Locks and used originally in Nottingham, 2003 by Tanner to refer to his follically challenged or shaven headed friends. First used on Jon Eames and later on Random Guy.

Oi Baldylocks, can you get me some ganj this weekend?

baldylocks by Tanner D August 2, 2004

baldylocks 

Commonly refers to someone who has lost his/her hair from chemotherapy. Also refers to someone who has shaved his/her head to raise money for, or to support someone going through cancer treatment.

Baldylocks is happy to have ended cancer treatment.

baldylocks by Baldylocks November 15, 2007

Baldylocks 

Actually Baldylocks was used to refer to a kid with a shaved or buzzed head as early as the 90's on Chicago's west side.
Usually used in a teasing way when a kid came to school with a freshly buzzed head.

Hey, baldylocks! Why you wearing a hat in school?

Baldylocks by ex chicago teacher September 22, 2008

BaldyLocks 

Someone who isnt bald, a ladies man, handsome,successful suave and refined.

Hey that guy gets all the girls! yes he really is a Baldylocks kind of guy

BaldyLocks by TheLiberalsNightmare December 27, 2011

Baldylocks 

A middle aged man who is bald on top with long scraggly , split end hair that he takes pride in combing while listening to Bad Companys " Feel like making love"

Baldylocks keeps driving by to stalk my girlfriend.

Baldylocks by Dangen123$ June 5, 2019