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1) Cross-eyed fuck
2) the ability to break something just by looking at it
3) Reason for increased high-school dropout rates
4) The biggest nerd in the history of nerds except without any conceivable level of intelligence
Man 1: "The Internet is down again..."
Man 2: "DAMMIT BARDWELL!!!!"
bardwell by Tarrant071 August 12, 2015
A cross eyed version of Kermit the Frog.

Also anal about technology.

Or claims to be able to fix somethingsomething but either procrastinates about doing it or just flat out breaks it more.
Damn It Bardwell
Bardwell by AllMightyAmerican August 7, 2015

Baldelli 

adj. extremely soft; not hard.
one is "Baldelli" when they pretend to be "hard" but in all reality are actually soft and brittle.
Everything Baldelli is usually found within the area code 724
Yo Kev, I was hittin skins with this bitch last night, but I was too drunk and my cock got Baldelli after 5 minutes.
Baldelli by lulubug3939393 February 24, 2010
A kid who has been fucking up or been BAD.
chadwell been fucking up so they should of called me badwell, reminising on them days I was sitting in that jail cell.
BADWELL by DAKOTA242LITTY July 30, 2019

Noah Bardwell 

Noah Bardwell by NiceBoy101 September 30, 2021

Pulling a baldelli 

verb; The act of eating out a girls pussy but getting nothing in return.

Usually resulting in getting nothing in return.

A Guy that gives, but does not recieve.
I was pulling a baldelli and got the pus, but got nothing in return.

I pulled a baldelli and didnt get any dome
Pulling a baldelli by gucciestniqqa November 26, 2010