ass couch 

A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.

Not a whole lot, that dude over there just laughed so hard he shit a couch - Ass couch

ass couch by Bhoulio September 29, 2010

Couch ass 

When a girl looks like she’s been sitting on the couch for to long and her ass looks bloated

That girl really has a couch ass. That thing looks bloated

Couch ass by Nordic42 May 25, 2020

couch ass 

A girl I used to work with at SilverCity whose ass was so big we called her couch ass, or sofa ass. Ahe had an ass you could sit on. We could never get by her at the candy bar, and always had to go all the way around the other way because her couch ass took up the entire aisle.

Couch ass was stocking the fridges with Gatorade, and I nearly sat on her, pulled her arm, and reclined on her like a La-Z-Boy.

couch ass by uncle_class January 27, 2004

get your ass back behind the fucking couch 

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

get your ass back behind the fucking couch by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019

Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

Ass couching by Mando76 April 24, 2021