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United Airlines 

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.
Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.
United Airlines by TheSporadic April 12, 2017

spirit airlined 

Being tricked into a service that robs you, unknowingly signing on to something because you think it is a good deal only to find yourself penniless and hungry wishing you had chosen Delta.
Tyler: John I just got a truck off craigslist for $200
John: That's awesome, how does it run?
Tyler: It only came with the steering wheel.
John: Oh shit boy you just got spirit airlined!

That woman plays more tricks than a Spirit Airline's stewardess.

United Airlines 

Used as a verb; Beating the shit out of someone and then forcing them to leave.
The movie theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the 3rd row because his seat was reserved.
United Airlines by YaBoiKras April 10, 2017

United Airlines 

The best Airline if you want to get thrown off for no reason.
Man, did you see that doctor get thrown off of a United Airlines flight for no reason?
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Aisling by iamkyliejenner October 8, 2018

Spirit Airlines

The Natty Light of the airline industry. Low prices match the equally low quality. But hey, if you don't mind a 3 day delay and less leg room that the back seat of a 1992 Honda Civic, then this is the airline for you.
Good thing I only paid $13 dollars for this Spirit Airlines ticket. If I would've paid any more I wouldn't have been able to afford this hotel room I'll be staying in until they reschedule my flight.