Skip to main content

deal activator

an annoying term used by telemarketers to get a call through the receptionist, typically in the automotive industry
hi, this is Tyler with deal activator, is Jim available?

Virginity Shield Activate 

Something you say when you successfully protected your virginity from those impure souls.

like to activate 

When a 12 year old wants likes so he makes a stupid comment.
Your Crush will kiss you tomorrow

L1kkee t00 activatee
(Like to activate)

Smack to activate 

When you and your homies are ready for a night out and you're getting everyone fired up. Can be used in other scenarios where pushing is simply not an option, so you must resort to smacking. Activation takes power and represents the start of something new, it is truly a multi-faceted word with many interpretation which revolve around the mantra of just doing it. The full send for anyone but frat boys.
Johnny: Y'all ready for tonight? Hey Andy, you comin' or what?
Andy: Oh yeah, just planning to meet up with Annika at my hotel afterwards.
Johnny: No shit, you really goin' through with it?
Andy: Smack to activate my g.

Bars: Smack to activate, tear you down with rap accolades, a fact for sake, a rap factory full of guns and blades...

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble 

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.

activated charcoal 

A black liquid(and sometimes in tablet form) that is used to filter out any poison or chemical harmful to the body.

Most often used in the ER, when someone overdoses on something whether intentional(suicide attempt) or accidental.
Tina wanted to end her life so she OD'd on tylenol, her mother found her 30 minutes later in the bathroom and took her to the hospital where she was given activated charcoal to absorb the all those nasty chemicals she had taken.