aahticles 

Impressive articles, noteworthy

The aahticles are awesome.

aahticles by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Assticles 

Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.

Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"

"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"

Assticles by *samIam* February 19, 2010

Articles of Confederation 

A time period starting at 1777 to 1787 were the United States had no idea what the fuck they were doing.

Citizen #1:"So, we've finally seperated from England, now what?"
Citizen#2"We do whatever the hell we want till someone figures out what the hell they're doing. Till then, no taxes!"
Citizen #1:"God bless this shitty system called the Articles of Confederation!"

Articles of Confederation by gabz0rz November 24, 2010

Articles 

Articles AR-tuh-kleez n. The Greek god who protects all paper and printed documents stored within the Clouds around Mt. Olympus.

Thanks to the power of Articles, I never have to worry about Titans wiping out my important documents.

Articles by DrD4zzl3 December 10, 2012

Assticles 

When an old man's testicles hang so low that when he sits down, they end up in his ass.

In the locker room at the gym, I saw a guy with a bad case of assticles.

Assticles by El Qbano May 1, 2014

Articles of the dead Instructions 

Organizations Of the Dead, Articles Of the Dead, Articles for the dead, Articles over the dead, Articles Of the Alive Mislabeling the dead Articles Of Life And Articles After the Death Plus Articles Of Demo and Population.

Quincy articles of the dead instructions have been published, the articles of living and alive have not been created, the dead is now recognized as Adults with responsibility’s not to be taken advantage of.

Articles of the dead Instructions by Quincy The Beautiful June 14, 2019

Absticles 

A fatties 6pack :)

woah! shes tank.!
noo she just has absticles :/

Absticles by yourfat November 24, 2009