Zobbler

Used in a manor to express ones feelings toward the idiocies of another person

“ Fuck off, your a fat off zobbler”

Zobbler by PhatCock101 June 20, 2020

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Zobbled

The emotional state an individual experiences after engaging in the spreading of two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

ex. 1) Boy 1: Fuck, mang. I'm so zobbled right now. Huck and I had a wild night with the librarian last night if you know what I mean.

Boy 2: That wasn't Huck, Bro. You zobbled all over The Iliad and the librarian.

Girl 1: Hey gaise let's get zobbled hard!

Zobbled by Lolocaust August 2, 2012

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Zobble

The act of spreading two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

(After undressing female corpses in Skyrim for seven hours straight)

A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!

(When observing "nature" at your local park)

B: Hey, kid! You, on the swings! Wanna go to the library and get zobbled tonight?

C: (Upon revealing yourself to a minor through the use of a trench coat) It'z Zobblin' time!

Zobble by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012

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Zobble

To be tired or worn out due to over use of technology.

(After playing Skyrim for seven hours straight)

A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!

(When asking someone to hang out and play video games)

B: Hey, you! Wanna get zobbled tonight?

Zobble by Status Go December 27, 2011