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Did you see that Chad was yurfing his fucking guts out.

You know John never gets caught Yurfing.
Yurfing by htuznik January 23, 2018
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Jacking off in a tent while using a Koi Fish as a fleshlight since you have no other outlet for your manly energy.
You- *unzips tent* D: "Dude! I can't believe you'd be yurping in my sleeping bag!"

Other one- "The Koi FIsh looked so inviting!"
"And I feel so relieved!"

You- "In MY sleeping bag! Disgusting freak!"
Yurping by Blankie/Memerzes/KK! April 25, 2010

yurking it 

1) to masturbate while thinking of hort people
1) Fanny was yurking it, literally.
yurking it by The Editor March 25, 2004
The act of staying in a yurt, not necessarily in a campground; the act of using a yurt for shelter in recreational situations.
Me: I am going yurting this weekend!
Friend: Yurting? What's that?
Me: It's the act of staying in a yurt!
yurting by Tatortot June 24, 2012
The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's asshole, sucking it out with a straw, and spitting it in her face.
She wasn't into anal so we couldn't go yurming last night.
Yurming by monkeynut96 May 12, 2014
The sound an animal makes when they are throwing up.

Yurk : to puke or vomit.

Yurking : the act of animal throwing up
Nothing gets me out of bed faster than hearing a yurking noise from the dog in the other room.
yurking by Jenna Dart August 18, 2021