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yort is for all things. yort is simultaneously nothing and everything. you are yort...your mom is so yort...we. are. yort. it’s the most versatile word in the history of words. like cmon man, yort. y-o-r-t. it just rolls of the tongue so nicely. yort. yort yort. i’m surprised it’s not in webster’s dictionary already!! ALL the kids are saying yort :D deuces, yort!!
person a: “god...i’m so tired. i could kill for a yort right now :/“

person b: “my stupid whore girlfriend is being SUCH a yort. ugh”

person c: “omg aiden!! your song is soooo yort! i lauv it :)”
yort by smegmalover420 August 14, 2020
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Yorty Yortygoon yort Yorgy yarty yordy Yorny yurty yorky Yorry
An internet meme similar to 'O rly?', resulting from incorrect usage of the words, 'your' and 'you're'.

Often accompanied by a picture of the 'yorly owl'
Forum user 1: Your wrong...
Forum user 2: yorly ?
yorly by SgtFox February 7, 2009
A multi-use piece of slang that sprung up in East London around 2000.

A noun - Generally used in place of something sexual or toilet related

An adjective - Meaning similar to 'very good'

A verb - random verb replacement, used when the original verb is obvious or can be infered from the rest of the sentance.
Noun:
I'm just going for a yortle
Last night I watched some porn and had a yortle

Adjective:
This film is totally yortle!
Dude, this is the most yortle party ever!

Verb:
What a great goal, he just yortled it from 30 yards!
I was yortling along the road the other day and I ran into (insert name)
Yortle by PiemasterUK November 5, 2005
Is the past tense of yeet.
Rember that time i yorted that dead baby
Yorted by twateye January 18, 2019
Slang word used in the west of Ireland. It's kinda like yurt is used for normal situations like let's go to the shop but yurty is used when Ur excited so someone could be like let's have a sesh and Ur like yurty
"you lads wanna come to me gaff and have a sesh" "yurty"

Ashley Yordy 

This girl named ashley yordy is look to be adopted because her farmer dad no longer wants his stalker daughter. however she is A very nice girl, loves to stalk her 7th grade teachers. Loves stalking people in general. Has 890 cats and 1000 dogs. Has a crush on Justin Bieber. She killes children in her sleep. Turns into cat bug at night. She can get feisty tho as she will occasionally bite you once in awhile. she loves cooking humans. She’s friends with every kidnapper. and does like to help sometimes. but other than that she’s very nice🧚🏼 ♀️🦋✨
“did you hear about the stalker in town?!”

“yeah it’s ashley yordy.”

“not surprised.”