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yesterface 

A style, appearance, or trend that is no longer current.
To make use of a perceivable (visual) reference that has already been exhausted.
A few steps beyond passé.
see also: Played Out

An ugly person with a face that looks old and haggard despite the use of clothing and or makeup to camouflage appearance.
"That model is so yesterface."

"Did you see that girl trying to own the catwalk?.. She's so yesterface."
yesterface by countslackula February 24, 2010

yesterdagel

A day old bagel. It's not as good as a fresh bagel, but if you toast it and slather it with cream cheese, it'll do in a pinch.
I nearly broke my tooth eating a yesterdagel this morning.
yesterdagel by Saucy Lady October 23, 2009

yesterfore 

–adverb
1. on the day preceding yesterday.
2. a short time ago: Yesterfore your money went further.
–noun
3. the day preceding yesterday.
4. time in the immediate past.
–adjective
5. belonging or pertaining to the day before or to a time in the immediate past: yesterfore morning.
Lola: This meat looks bad, when did you buy it?
Elliott: I bought it yesterfore, so it should still be fine.
yesterfore by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007

Yesterfarts

The stink that exists in your favorite couch cushion as a result of the 4,000 or so farts that you've pumped into it during its lifetime. Normally surfacing when you drop down fast on said cushion and release the yesterfarts back into your face.
You: "Thanks for dropping by. Why don't you have a seat and make yourself at home?"

Victim: "Sure thing. Well I wanted to talk to you about...holy shit, did you just cut one?"

You: "No"

Victim: "Yes you did!" Your ass smells like old potato chips and mayonnaise!"

You: "That wasn't me. I noticed you flopped onto my cushion so what you're smelling are my yesterfarts. Now can we get back to our conversation and you're inevitable question on whether or not I fucked your mother? Yes, by the way."
Yesterfarts by Knuckles1 February 14, 2010

yesterbae 

the yesterday bae
the guy you had last night

the guy you used to like
that guy is so yesterbae
yesterbae by maritzel July 2, 2014

Yesterbate

To masturbate to something you found hot the other day.
Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!