A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.
by TheMightyGregasaurus April 23, 2011
You didn't get what you were looking for, expected, or were rightfully due.
"I was looking for a salary raise, and all I got was a gift card to Tower Records- I just got paid in day old bagels."
by Captain Lovepants November 17, 2011