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Refers to anyone who bought the xbox one
Dude you bought the xbox one instead of the ps4?!!!!!

...... bro you got xboned in the ass.
xboned by Anonymous Shade June 11, 2013
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xbone x-boned Xboner xboxed xbonehead xbowned Xoned
Him: What, they want another $60 again?
Her: You are so xboned.
xboned by jamndamn May 22, 2013
When you find out the game you want is only for the "next gen" console (particularly the Xbox One). Thus sending you into a feeling of depression as tho betrayed by your nation. You then question capitalism and consider becoming a communist for the good of equality.
Ex. "Dude I really want the next Call of Duty but it's only for the next gen consoles. I'm totally getting XBoned by Activision."
XBoned by BossSauce 47 April 14, 2015
xXQu1cKsC0pEzXx420SephirothXx is your typical Xbone player; he is an Xboner.
An abbreviation for Xbox One, the third video game console released by Microsoft. Seemingly originated as a marginally easier way to type the name in social networks, the term was soon adopted by skeptics using it to derisively refer to the console after its controversial introduction.
No way in hell I'm touching the Xbone, man. Always-on mic and Kinect cam? I already have enough with my neighbors spying on me in my living room.
xbone by stormyteacup May 27, 2013
Microsoft's third console. The xbox, the 360, the xbone. 1. Xbox (sixth generation) 2. Xbox 360 (seventh generation) 3. Xbox One (eighth generation).
Her: Hey, have you heard about the xbone? It sounds a lot like a $500 voice-activated TV remote.
Him: I guess that's what happens when the brain dead with sub-human IQ take over your marketing department?
xbone by jamndamn May 22, 2013