Xoned

High on Xanax for recreational purposes, often in combination with marijuana.
Pronounced 'zoned'.

"How are you the sober dd and still fun and social?"
"I'm xoned"

Xoned by whomsonever December 29, 2008

Xboned 

The act of getting boned by Microsoft's upcoming Xbox One system. This can include the price, the used game restrictions, or the always online connectivity.

Guy 1: My internet won't be fixed for another three days so I can't play my new FIFA 14

Guy 2: you totally got Xboned

Xboned by Bootzy June 12, 2013

xboned 

Refers to anyone who bought the xbox one

Dude you bought the xbox one instead of the ps4?!!!!!

...... bro you got xboned in the ass.

xboned by Anonymous Shade June 11, 2013

xboned 

When you pay the price for getting an xbone.

Him: What, they want another $60 again?
Her: You are so xboned.

xboned by jamndamn May 22, 2013

Xondra 

Girl of North American Hippie descent. Haiku mistress of the night. Tends to be sweet with a decent sense of humor and appreciation of music. Gravitates toward Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. Obsesses with clouds and seemingly obscene signs. Friendly with all who are open to being undefinable.

Stranger:
What's your name?
Xondra:
Xondra.
Stranger:

Weird, what nationality are you?
Xondra:
North American Hippie.

Xondra by lestialx February 3, 2010

Xondga

The thought of jumping from a building and surviving because your eye gets caught on a rusty nail. This is only known to occur on Sundays.

Duuuuuuuude, I just had a xondga. That's the second one today.

Xondga by HugeHugs4Ever August 22, 2021

xondaloogle 

The part of the brain that controls the kajuza appetites.

Omg! she opend her door and my xondaloogle went into frenzy and I wanted to kajuza all over her.

xondaloogle by hemidemisemiquaver March 14, 2009