Wump 

A unit of measure used to describe something seriously enjoyable. Can be applied to any form of experience the user wishes, as there is no limit on fun.

Jack - “I cant wait to get online later, Jon. Gonna be a new level of wumps”

Jon - “I know. My wumpage output is gonna be through the roof”

Wump by johnbingbang March 31, 2020

Wump 

Not quite a wuss, not quite a wimp, but somewhere in the middle.

Human #1: Ahhh, a Wasp!

Human #2: You wump.

Wump by Jam-rag August 23, 2011

Wump 

When you go for a dump and end up having a wank aswell

Oh my god i went for a dump but ended up having a wump.

Wump by djamo September 13, 2009

Wump 

An idiot/whimp

C'mon you wump

Wump by Osi777gt May 5, 2018

Wump 

A small fiery explosion that makes a "wump" noise.

if you throw a small bottle of gas on the fire it will "wump". "Hey guys, lets go make a wump!"

Wump by DANGLYPARTS95 October 2, 2011

wump 

The act of humping someone with clothes on (as in dry humping) but becoming wet because of it.

"Why are Scotts pants all wet?"
"Because he and Gina were wumping hardcore."

wump by Meghansworld August 28, 2007

wump 

another word for pwn

WOW! That guy just got WUMPED!

wump by wumper69 February 27, 2011