eye's wide shut 

Getting so drunk or high your not even aware of whats going on but you see it happening you wont rember when you wake up tho
kinda like drinking yourself into a zombie

alex was walking around at the party with his eye's wide shut last night i bet he dont rember anything he did

eye's wide shut by Lane-E July 22, 2011

Sqwidge-widge 

Hot sticky thick butt sweat

ese that sqwidge-widge is gonna itch when it dries!!!

See: swass in urban dictionary

Sqwidge-widge by Evil Intent June 8, 2021

Squidge the widge 

When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.

“Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”

Squidge the widge by Pesh March 3, 2021

Double-wide Surprise 

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.

Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.

Double-wide Surprise by Master chunks February 2, 2020

Double-wide Surprise 

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.

James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"

Double-wide Surprise by murder3000 March 22, 2020

wide stance Republican 

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.

wide stance Republican by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007

Wide Sandwich 

A threesome with two fat men whereupon the non fat man is in the middle.

Person 1: Man, Jim looks sore today.

Person 2: Yea, he was in a wide sandwich with Fat Albert and John Goodman.

Person 3: Really? Did he say how it was?

Person 1: Foldy.

Wide Sandwich by P.Batman September 30, 2012