Waterline

Something dumb girls apply their eyeliner on, the inner rim under your eyeball. They think it's cute and fashionable when really it just looks like they have extremely small eyes. Usually the same girls who think uggs and miss me jeans are cute.

reasonably smart person: where are your eyes dumb bitch? Don't you know lining your waterline makes you look like a really tired asian?
dumb girl: whaattt?

Waterline by Bodhi412 February 19, 2011

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Watering can

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.

Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust

Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007

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watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.

girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

watering a dead plant by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021

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Break the water line

A dump which is able to support itself and rise above the typical average water level in a toilet. An outstanding achievement, the performer is encouraged to bring others in to witness. Photographs do not have the same impact.

He was able to break the water line with a single chute of feces. They carried from the field that day.

Break the water line by Pantaloon January 14, 2008