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A mysterious man that vanishes into the abyss only to be found in childens book. These book have cause millions of suicides.
Where the fuck is Waldo?
Waldo by Waldus Maximus February 22, 2004
One of the greatest masters of hide n' seek, rivaled only by Carmen Sandiego, Osama Bin Laden, and the TV Remote.

How does he do it? Witchcraft.
P1: Where's Waldo?
p2: Who cares.... Hey! I found the remote!
Waldo by WhereisWAlDO April 16, 2010
The person in the office that is never doing their job and can never be found.
person 1 Where's Sarah I havent seen her do anything all day?

person 2 She's being a Waldo again, I saw her photocopying blank paper.
Waldo by theantiwaldo December 20, 2013
The guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego.
"Where the Fuck is Waldo? He owes me Money"
Waldo by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006
Where the f*** is Waldo's definition!?
Waldo by xWALDOx November 2, 2009
that fucker that i can never find. damn you waldo!
Wheres waldo? ??????
waldo by L. Camac February 1, 2005