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wingernails 

A condition of getting too much wing sauce under your fingernails. Can sometimes lead to bad social encounters, smelly hand-shakes, and awkward foreplay.
Psychic: "You had... wings for lunch today."
Customer: "YES!!"
Skeptic Friend: "Pshh. She can just see that by your wingernails, man."

winnernet 

an version of the internet which anybody who has ever commented on a youtube video cannot access.

in other words, a series of tubes which are clogged for anyone who doesn't deserve to squirm through them.
man, i wish the winnernet actually existed!1!
winnernet by my pet dinosaur August 20, 2007

Windzernation 

Something incredibly sexy, irresistible. Only applicable for boys! Sorry girls.
OMG, that guy is so windzernation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the girl entered the bar she saw somebody so windzernation that she fainted.
Windzernation by MrBlank November 8, 2009

winnernet 

A quick way to say Windows Internet Explorer. Came about in Japan when John, tired for saying it so often, shortened the the words into one quick word. Became popular in early 2004
I had to run the widows update from my winnernet browswer
winnernet by tireball.com December 4, 2004

winternating 

A form of of winter hibernating in cold cities like new york when it is freezing or below freezing where besides for showering , eating, sleeping and going to and from work you dont do anything for a few months.

esample" we have not seen Sheila in a few months. She is winternating at her crib till it gets warm again"
Sheila has been in this form of winternating because no one has seen her since it is below freezing outside and she told me via text she will not be at the bar till its no freezing anymore.
winternating by shim1 April 24, 2016

winbernate 

To hibernate due to freezing weather conditions with the company of a bottle of wine.
"Did you shovel the driveway?"
"No, I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to winbernate for the rest of the week."
winbernate by MissThing5646 January 6, 2014