Vommer 

To bang a chick in tha buhoe

Man, i can't wait to vommer that chick tonight.

Vommer by thebigclit October 8, 2009

Volmert's law 

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.

Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.

Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014

vomer

the cartlige(bone) between your nostrils.

how is your vomer today?

vomer by no-l May 1, 2003

vomment 

Vom·ment
Pronunciation: 'vä-"ment
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Conjunction of vommit and comment.
1. Vulgar, inane, off-topic, rambling comments to blogs, forums, news, reviews, etc. 2.verb -ment·ing, -ment·ed the act (tense) of numerous comments (vomments) to an internet body of work, articles, blogs, reviews, etc.

1.
"These numbskulls continue to vomment on your blog posts?"

2.
"Man, why do people keep vommenting on my digg submissions?"

vomment by gordy May 8, 2007

Vommed

The past tense of "vom."

Slang for "vomited."

OH MY GOD! EW! *insert lightweight's name here* VOMMED ALL OVER THE FRONT DOOR!

Vommed by Vommonster January 27, 2011

vomber

Danish word

Vomber er en betegnelse for at være lidt småfed, eller hvis npget er lidt vådt og fråderen, så det kan betyde flere ting.

Fx:
"bro har du set den nye bearnaiseburger?"
"Ja den ser fkn vomber ud!"

Eller:

"Josefine er begyndt og se lidt sløj ud"
"Ja dude hun er blevet fkn vomber"
"Jeps, tror hun er oppe på 75kg"

vomber by MarkeringMarkeringMarkering May 2, 2023

vomerrhea 

when you throw up and have diarrhea at the same time.

vomerrhea: the dilemma is which end to put on the toilet.

vomerrhea by Megatransleopleurotronadon March 25, 2007