Veitch {Veh-e-tch}
Adjective
To get
intoxicated by drinking as little as possible. Usually followed by crashing on a couch an hour later, and puking all over yourself and everywhere around you, while screaming and asking yourself ''WHY ME!?''.
The following day, it is normal for anyone who has suffered from Veitching to rookie out and tell their parents
everything that has happened.
Guy1: Dude! We where at a party
last weekend and Jon got completely Veitched!
Guy2: I could see that coming, how much did he have?
Guy1: He had around 200ml of a cruiser and a beer.
You should have smelt the couch man.
Guy2: Hahaha, good ol' Jono, I bet his parents caught him.
Guy1: You
hit the nail on the head, mate.