Vagsplain

1. When a woman tries obnoxiously hard to show she knows more about something than the man/men she is in a conversation with.

2. When a woman tries to explain how a regular conversation with a man is actually an argument about feminism, gender equality, or sexism.

“All I said was guys tend to like working on cars more than girls and she went crazy trying to vagsplain how girls can know just as much as guys, are better drivers and I'm chauvinist for making such a statement”

Vagsplain by StupidStupidSmartAss October 26, 2016

Vetsplaining 

The act of simply and unpretentiously explaining medical and nonmedical information about veterinary medicine to both medically trained and laypersons.

Vetsplaining is an invaluable and humorous podcast by Dr. Lisa McFaddin.

Let me vetsplain hyperthyroidism in cats to you.

In order to convey the severity of Fluffy's illness the doctor vetsplained the problem precisely and completely to the owner.

If only my veterinarian could describe my dog's problem in a way I understood easily....oh you need her/him to vetsplain it to you.

Vetsplaining by Dr. LOL September 14, 2018

vaxsplaining 

The annoying habit of the newly vaccinated to make wild and scientifically dubious claims that they are now 100% immune to all things COVID related including "every single solitary variant on the planet"

I'm tired of maskless spring breakers vaxsplaining on instagram how they can now "safely make out with complete strangers on the beach".

vaxsplaining by Christine DuVal March 24, 2021

vagplaining 

Present participle from the verb vag·plain.

The act by a cis-woman (or a mangina) of complaining when a man is mansplaining.

Peter: "And this, Mo'NiQ, is how you correctly insert a tampon."
Mo'NiQ (a self-identifying feminazi SJW cis-woman): "O,M,G.!! Stop mansplaining!!"
Peter: "Seriously Mo'NiQ, your vagplaining will get you nowhere. Grow some balls."

vagplaining by dan ad lumen November 16, 2017

Vagsplit 

The region of the vagina, mainly in between the clitoris and gooch, where the hole is severely earthquaked from the most recent male genitalia.

Black male:
"Damn girl that vagsplit be nasty!!"
White Male:
"Cheese and rice, your vaginal area looks like it has just gotten semi-trucked."

Vagsplit by McDicklick May 7, 2009

VAGSPLAINING

When a woman explains things to a man in a condescending manner as if the man is too clueless to understand on his own.

The female version of mansplaining.

Joe was fed up with Karen incessantly vagsplaining everything to him as though he could never understand it with his feeble man brain.

VAGSPLAINING by GltyPlesur October 10, 2020

Vagsploitation 

The exploitation of a vagina

Thank you for the vagsploitation. You've successfully exploited my vagina.

Vagsploitation by KlagSnorp June 1, 2019