Urbation 

Urbating your mast.

Every Joe Everyones think they made it up.

Mast urbation talk:

Drunk guy 1 : Hey guys! You know when you masturbate, you're urbating your mast!

Other drunk guys : Puahahahahah!

Drunk guy 1 : Copyrighted by me, i made this up, no joke.

Drunk guy 2 : I made it up first, bastard!

Drunk guy 3 : No, I did, you morons I thought about it first!

Drunk guy 1 : Oh yeah, well I'm the first to tell it!

(Fight starts)

Urbation by Meeeeeeeee1234566 January 19, 2008

Urbation 

the act of urbating, or using an object or body part to perform an alternating motion between upward and downward thrusts as in the act of MASTURBATION, or the URBATION of the MAST.

Copyrighted by me, i made this up, no joke.

I'm URBATING my arm with skin cream.
Playign guitar solos involves maximum URBATION of the guitar neck.

Urbation by Anti-Peter League January 28, 2007

Urbtionary

n. The shortened slang version of Urban Dictionary.

v. The act of searching a word on Urban Dictionary.

N.
Boy 1. What does Pink sock mean?

Boy 2. Lets go look it up on Urbtionary.

V.
Boy 1. What does Pink sock mean?

Boy 2. Go urbtionary it!

Urbtionary by Marvin Wang July 27, 2009

uribation 

A mixture of urination and masturbation. The orgasmic sensation one experiences while shaking during urinating. In other words, the pee shivers.

Dude, I totally just experienced uribation while I was peeing.

uribation by Matthew Allen March 2, 2007

urbatin

adj.-when one is impatiently awaiting an affirmative response from urbandictionary.com after 'adding' a word.

"Yo man have you added sme to UD yet"
"nah bro i'm still urbatin, it seems to take years "

urbatin by MK-HIZZLE October 7, 2007

Ackward Urbtionary 

The feeling of utter stupidity when you use a word looked up on Urban Dictionary in a sentance and noone has any idea what you mean.

Dick: "Yeah that place was rofllmaobqq, 4 realz."

Jane: "What the hell did you just say."

Dick: "Seesh, total ackward urbtionary."

Ackward Urbtionary by Kurt Wickenhauser June 11, 2006

urbantionary

Fictional or non fictional descripted shit in an hilarious or stupid manner. Portmanteau of random words often self descriptive.

I didn't understand what they were saying, it turns out it was an urbantionary.

urbantionary by Aspoomon February 3, 2022