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Uncontrollable 

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Uncontrollable by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud 

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.
A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

uncontrollable flesh 

a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections
"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."

uncontrollable flatulence 

The inhability to stop farting. Bowl out of control. People with this syndrome usually don't have many friends. People with this syndrome are advised not to opperate heavy machinery.
One of the side effects of ZAPALAX is uncontrollable flatulence.

Uncontrollable penis 

When your penis decides what it wants to do
1 That Uncontrollable Penis is painting art on the walls.
2 your uncontrollable penis just wants to fuck what ever girl it sees

Uncontrollable Orgasm Syndrome 

A disease where you cant stop cumming no matter how hard you try.
"Wow, Stacy has such a good feeling pussy, I think that I have Uncontrollable Orgasm Syndrome now."