Ugly potato 

Something everyone calls themselves, stop because you are not the ugly potato...

I am...

Becky: Ew, I look like a ugly potato
Karen: Omg sameeeee girl
Me: SHUT UP YOU HOEZZZZZZZZZZ THE TRUE UGLY POTATO HAS ARRIVED

Ugly potato by ChimsChimsMochi June 29, 2018

Ugly Potato 

Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.

Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.

Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.

Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...

Ugly Potato by Mighty Bean Boi April 7, 2022

ugly potato 

A person ( male ) nobody likes and is very short and is a loser, and gets rejected by every girl in the school.

Girl 1: Ewww! His so ugly
Girl 2: His such a ugly potato!
Girl 1: he looks like a poop!

ugly potato by Hhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmkaw January 20, 2017

Ugly Potato Koala 

This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas

Did you talk to Bonnie last night

Yea she really is an ugly potato koala

Ugly Potato Koala by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018

Ugly potato koala 

Commonly referred to as bonnie moss who is the kween of this you will find they are very sarcastic and very bitchy. Never cross one

Hey dude did you talk to bonnie last night

Yea she's definitely the ugly potato koala kween

Ugly potato koala by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018