UCFAP 

Stands for 'you can't fuck a personality'. Used when someone mentioned is nice' but not fit. In usual speech, said as yuckfap.

Alex: That new guy is really nice.

Vicky: Yeah, but UCFAP!

UCFAP by trixie5 September 14, 2010

unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.

Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.

unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

ufap 

Unlawful Flight to Avoid Persecution.

basically a formal way to describe running from the law.

they added a charge of UFAP on the top of another charge.

ufap by KRHimself June 10, 2006

UCAP 

Up close and personal... getting to know somebody "intimately"

Daaaang man, we was just foolin' around when she pulled down my pants and shit got all UCAP.

UCAP by Mashley August 25, 2006

Unfaptastic 

Pornographic visual or auditory material that is so abominable and hideous that it leaves the viewer in an slightly nauseated state. Although the intention prior to viewing the material was for sexual gratification, after reviewing the material, the viewer is often left wishing that he had never bothered to listen to the person who recommended viewing said unfaptastic material.

Rosie had me watch this sarah palin porn with her but it was so unfaptastic that I felt the need to down a beer and bang my head against the wall to get those images out of my mind.

Unfaptastic by dtfromtheOC March 26, 2010

ucapachesta 

Sneezing, burping and farting simultaneously.

Collette sprinkled pepper on the rest of her beans and ucapachesta-ed, causing Rose to holler, "You nasty stank bitch! Excuse yourself for our precious Lord's sake!"

ucapachesta by Seany73 November 11, 2006

UCAP 

Up close and Personal

I got to see Prince UCAP!

UCAP by mastercko November 18, 2004