Skip to main content

tweetfreak 

Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or needlessly.
(phone rings)
Candy: Hello?

Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?

Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).

Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.

Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).

Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!

Tweetaria 

Someone who tweets (posts a message) on Twitter way too much.
Joe tweets about everything he does. He has major Tweetaria.
Tweetaria by big jimz May 19, 2009

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).
1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

tweetarrhea 

Posting many "tweets" on twitter (sometimes facebook) in rapid succession, whether said tweets were important/relevant or not.
JoeBloggs: I just ate a piece of cake (10 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: That was damn good cake (7 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Damn, now I'm thirsty, might get a drink (3 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Mmm, pepsi. Goes down good (just now)

That, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of tweetarrhea
tweetarrhea by madmikeone October 21, 2009

tweetarrhea 

A condition caused by sending too many status updates on a social network over a short period of time. See tweet diarrhea
Dude, 45 tweets in a half hour? You've got tweetarrhea. I'm unfollowing you.
tweetarrhea by Jimathan February 13, 2010

tweetorrhea 

Tweetorrhea is a communication disorder, expressed by excessive typing of tweets regardless of the meaning and the value of the message. Tweetorrhea is a newly discovered illness and their causes remain poorly understood, however some theories emerged about their connection with low self-esteem and inability to build real life relationships.
John is suffering from tweetorrhea, harasses me five tweets per minute, my phone still buzzing.
tweetorrhea by marqoz August 4, 2015