Twatticus 

A person, being or creature, known to act like an item of the female genitalia, living in a year prior to the 18th century.

"Oh, dear. It appears that Mary has burned many more Catholics. What shalt we do, Arthur?"
"I suggest we throw that Fucking twatticus into a lake, see how she likes it"

Twatticus by King Horace IV May 27, 2013

Twatticus 

A twat from the City of Rome

"Yes, I know Aldo, we met in Milan. A right Twatticus".

Twatticus by Juan Yerarsekicked December 30, 2010

Maximus Thotticus

A rare human sub-species that was once thought extinct. Maximus Thotticus use high-frequency sounds, thot-like clothing (jean jackets), and social media outlets to attract males.

Guy 1: Yo, that girl, she thicc af dawg.
Guy 2: Nah my dude. That's a Maximus Thotticus.

Maximus Thotticus: SCREEEEEEEEEEEE

Maximus Thotticus by SovietChiken August 19, 2017

Thotticus 

A Thotticus is a term for the queen of all thots, those who are worthy enough to be a thotticus are thottici, these creatures are seen in many places such as high schools and snapchat.

Jamie: God she's such a thotticus

Kevin: a what?

Jamie: the queen of all thots

Kevin: oh

thot

Thotticus by Chìll Pìll May 3, 2018

Twitticiser 

someone who has a twitter account, yet believe themselves to be too boring to post regular updates while still managing to criticize everyone else on their lack of twitter activity.

Guy 1: you have twitter but never use it...what a waste of time!
Guy2: neither do you, so cut the shit and stop being a Twitticiser.
Guy 1: you make a valid point, i now see right from wrong.

Twitticiser by stewkerr April 13, 2011

twatticism 

A remark by a twat.

That sounded a bit like a twatticism.

twatticism by hwojciechowski June 19, 2011

twitticism 

An idiotic remark uttered by a twit who mistakenly believes he/she is being witty

Bill let loose with a string of twitticisms that proved he is a master of masturbatory thought, not an intellectual.

twitticism by deli-cut June 16, 2004