Twatonomy 

The whole expansive understanding/knowledge of a woman's genetalia and stupid people all in one

This book of twatonomy is an all in one guide to stupid people of the twat

Twatonomy by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Twatology 

The study of twats. Covers a broad spectrum of defintions. From the fiscal studies of a womans genitalia all the way to the statistical measurement of twats see moron per square mile.

Something about pregnant gold fish too.

Examples of twatology

Block 70 has a twatage of 33% per square metre. Ie. every 3 square metres expect to find 3 twats.

The aroma of that twat is high on the twatometer. pr. twat-om-oter.

Twatology by Thomas Watt November 7, 2006

Twatology 

The study of twats of which include the anatomical model of a female's genitals and the cranial capacity of stupid people

Twatology has taught pwople a lot such as what to do with the gentalia of a woman during intercourse and why people can be unreasonably dumb

Twatology by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Taxonomy 

A utopian state of the economy in which the economy is sustained solely by the taxes collected from various sources

Taxonomy is possible only if we can eliminate corruption completely.

Taxonomy by manuscrypts January 12, 2009

Taxonomy 

A stupid, overcomplicated, and outrageous way of classifying whether my toe is different than somebody else’s or the tree I my backyard. Also known as making students spent countless hours on end researching at home and struggling to understand how a giraffe is different than a godforsaken potato plant.

My taxonomy class caused a Mexican food crap to fire itself onto my ass like a torpedo even though I didn’t eat any Mexican food.

Taxonomy by TaxonomicHater September 3, 2021

Twatonomics 

The economy of twat- the gains and losses related to the market of attracting and having relations with women. A player is understands twatonomics better than a high school freshman ever could.

Dude 1: Man, I am just not pulling any tail lately!
Dude 2: Well, you just don't understand the current twatonomics bro!
Dude 1: Yeah, I could use a refresher on twatonomics.
Dude 2: Don't worry, my cousin Tito has got a PhD in twatonomics and is pulling in the tastiest birds! He'll teach you a lesson or two.

Twatonomics by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008

Twatonomics 

The economics of being a twat. How much of a twat are they on the twatonomics twat meter

That piers Morgan is such a twat he gains at least a 4.9 on the twatonomics Richter scale.

Twatonomics by UkCookie January 10, 2025