Twatage

The art of being an absolute twat.

"Well that is just twatage!"

Twatage by CHARLIE STRING November 17, 2016

Twatage

The amount of "cat" a girl accidentally exposes.

A brief glimpse in a thong, she's flashing about a "40 Twatage". Full on staring into the eye of the beast is known as "Maximum Twatage"

Twatage by SinisterFate February 3, 2013

Twattage 

Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.

1.

"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."

"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."

2.

"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"

"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."

Twattage by gotterdammerung!!!! November 1, 2009

Twattage Cheese 

(n). synonymous with pussy cheese, slang for the white discharge often found in an unkempt pussy.

Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.

Twattage Cheese by Igor Beaver January 12, 2009

twatbagel 

A derogatory term used at UCSB.

Student 1: I'm going to go play WOW guys.
Student 2: Tony, your are such a twatbagel.

twatbagel by Jewish Tree August 12, 2009

Her Royal Twattage 

A girl/woman who ditches her current commitment, (usually her girlfriends), to be with a man. A man would never ditch a night out with the guys to be with his woman unless she raised a royal stink.

Her Royal Twattage dissed me again last night to be with that loser Joel and today I saw him with another woman.

Her Royal Twattage by Ms. Smack Down May 22, 2010

twattage 

1. Gunk discharged from the twat.
2. Just plain bullshit.

1. My bush is sooo full of twattage.
2. Bush is sooo full of twattage.

twattage by cassysquirrl June 2, 2004