Twadger 

Scots word but more specifically Glaswegian which is a combination of twat (female genitalia) and tadger (from the more common English term todger referring to a penis). Other forms exist in common Scots parlance e.g. fannnybaws. Quite ahead of its time in being a gender neutral insult.

Used in a derogatory sense, e.g. he’s such a twadger so he is.

Twadger by ZimSalaBim July 30, 2019

Twadger 

A device, used to change setting on a computer/TV/electrical device, also known as a remote control.

Origin: Becky's crazy brain

For Example;
Where's the twadger?
The twadger needs new batteries.
Becky the word Twadger doesn't exist.
Becky, the word Twadger exists now, its on urbandictionary.com, oh yeah!

Twadger by Twigz..(added for Becky) October 23, 2008

Tadger 'Da Badger 

Goose Hunting Term

An instance where one is about to take a perfect shot at a goose, when all of a sudden a badger jumps out from behind a willow stump and disrupts the firer causing him to miss.

*Out Pops The Badger*

Goosehunter - 'AH TADGER 'DA BADGER!'

Tadger 'Da Badger by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

Tadger 

Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'

The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!

Tadger by Dick Wright-Upham November 20, 2010

tadger 

A Glasgow NED term for ones penis. Also Tadge, a shortened version is used when they 'cannae be arsed' with the former because it takes longer to say it.

"Here you, away and pull yer tadger".

tadger by Paul Ritchie April 27, 2008

Tittie Twanger 

When a man proceeds to slap his meat against a woman’s breast

I gave my girlfriend a huge tittie twanger last night.

Tittie Twanger by MunnzysMemes June 21, 2019

Tadger 

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand

He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock

Tadger by Tracey September 13, 2003