Turner's Tea

The most delicious tea in the entire world. It's a Pittsburgh thing.

After we go down to station square yinz want some Turner's Tea??

Turner's Tea by Ima From June 26, 2008

Turner's Iced Tea 

Iced Tea, deriving from Pittsburgh. It is the BEST tea, let alone beverage there is. It will make your mouth water with every sip you take.

Amanda says: Oh my god! Steve has Turner's Iced Tea, let's go tackle him and steal it off him!

Turner's Iced Tea by A.Kypta May 18, 2009

Steaming Turner

Regarded highly amongst Pagan communities the Steaming Turner, or the Vindr Illr as it was known more commonly back then, is a distant relative of the Cleveland Steamer. It is believed the it predates the Cleveland Steamer by almost 3000 years and naturally fell out of favor as beards historically went out of fashion. It's recent uptick of late is largely thanks to hipsters and the rise in inequality resulting in higher numbers of homeless.

Where the two differ the most is in execution.

After squeezing a deuce out on a willing partners chest it's imperative that before you begin rolling back and forth on the evacuated excrement you performatively tug on your beard and if possible twirl your moustache whilst cackling. Norse communities were known to take this even further, tying their large members to to their beards and using the underside as a sponging area to mop up any excess.

Mikey just pulled off a steaming turner, lets give him a round of applause everyone.

Steaming Turner by Cigoler February 15, 2022

turney steak

1) To give someone their own back, to give revenge

"Peter gave Julie a turney steak by not inviting her to his party"

"Peter: Why are you calling him names?"
"Julie: I don't know"
"Peter: How about I give you a turney steak and called you names, how would you like that?"

turney steak by Peter Fartin' Martin May 26, 2008