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Turdy Squirty 

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it
Turdy Squirty by gayasswhale February 18, 2020

turd squirt 

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
turd squirt by squirtle! February 14, 2005

turd squirter 

my turd squirter is so sore from all the diarrhea i've had this week.
turd squirter by poopshoota November 14, 2010

squirt turd 

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.
squirt turd by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018