The undisputed goat of the video game Rocket League. Pierre (Turbopolsa) Silfver has been to nearly every LAN in Rocket League’s history and he also happens to be the one that’s won the most. Turbo is the only current player to have 4 World Championship titles but is very close with other players and past teammates such as Kaydop. Once Turbo retires it will be sad to see him go but what we can do is recollect on all his accomplishments, such as his world championship wins in the following: season 3, season 4, season 5, and season 8.
To be extremely drunk, but still functioning enough to go home with a very unattractive/overweight member of the opposite sex. Somewhere in between shitfaced and butthoused.