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truck boy 

A truck boy is someone who adores trucks, wears steel toe boots and folds the bill of their hat to a perfect upside down V.
Most truck boys love themselves a jacked up ram truck, and most hate fords.
truck boy by monkey train June 4, 2017

Pretty Boy Truck 

A pretty boy truck is a full-size pickup truck that was ordered with options such as leather seats, wood-grain dash trim, and the most chrome trim options available from the factory. A pretty-boy truck has a short bed and no hitch since the owner never has and never will do any work with it. They are usually four-wheel drive, but this is just so the owner can brag about having 4WD (the pretty boy owner will never take it off pavement for fear of getting it dirty). A pretty boy truck is often accented with fake chrome-colored trim accessories bought for a dollar apiece at Autozone, and many city people put 24 inch rims and lo-pros on it that give you a 100 foot turning radius and traction like roller-skates. 9 out of 10 times it is a Chevrolet, since they are already unsuited for work, and chances are also good that the owner is a raging douchebag. City douchebags like to lower the suspension beyond any utility, while country douchebags like to lift them beyond all utility.
Worker #1: "Hey, Joe, did you see Tyler's truck in the parking lot this morning?"

Worker #2: "Yeah. You know, it wouldn't look like such a pretty boy truck if it didn't have plastic chrome-colored door handle stickers, gas cap stickers, and the Fox sticker on the back window."

Trick Boy 

A feminine male who's sole purpose in life is to sexually please more aggressive alpha males by being subjected to consecutive acts of anal penetration and fellatio. This role is common in high level penitentiary systems where no females are present, and sexual favors can guarantee the survival of these fragile males.
Did you see the new round of trick boys they brought in this morning? I'm glad there's some fresh meat for the boys.
Trick Boy by BigBoiBets March 8, 2017

tuck my boy in 

The art of tucking an erect penis, after placing it pointing upwards on one's belly, under the waistband of a trouser or pyjama. Something guys often do to hide a narb in a public place. This stunt must only be performed if the erection is greater than 60% and one is not topless. Usually performed in shared dorm after waking up or at your in-laws house.
Samantha: Hey, Mark! Come join us, we are watching the Other Woman!! It's so fun! Kate Upton is looking so gorgeous in it!!
Mark: Can't ! I have to pick up some stuff for the office party tomorrow. Andy, are you coming?
Andy: Ok, man! Just let me tuck my boy in first!
tuck my boy in by abwolverine September 24, 2016

Fat boy cheap trick 

When an overweight person during a fight has no option but to use there weight to hold the other person down during the fight enabling them to be able to defend themselves. The go too move for obese people. Applies to male and femake genders.
Big boy ronnie pulled the fat boy cheap trick on me during our last fight

Burnt Hills Track Boys

A weird, sometimes obnoxious group of skinny individuals who run cross country or track for burnt hills. They enjoy throwing mud at girls, worshiping their Nanner Gods, grinding with eachother, and wearing short shorts. Yup... some of them are nice to look at, but the majority are assholes.
Why are those boys grinding with eachother and dancing to techo music and holding a banana up in the corner?

Oh, those are the Burnt Hills Track Boys, thats just what they do.