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Arsepipe Tapioca
A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’
Arsepipe Tapioca by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019
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He is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL (like, have you seen his face!?), and even though he's rough around the edges, he's a genuinely good person.
He is currently 16 years old, 180.6 cm tall, and has been offered to participate in the National Youth Training Camp in Japan. (Just some background info ;) )
He's often shipped with fellow teammate, Hinata Shouyo. (Position: middle blocker; number 10). Their ship name is KageHina.
The smut is good. Check it out on wattpad lmao
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Fred: They're gonna teach me a move called happy tapioca, I don't know what it is but apparently I'll be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. See you around!
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