Tînk'-el-puf (noun) The act of a man and woman sharing a simultaneous evacuation of bladders into a common toilet. Specifically, the woman sits
on the toilet and urinates in the traditional fashion, and the man stands facing her while urinating between her legs.
The purpose of this arrangement is to encourage efficiently of time and facility use. The name originates from the concatenation of the pet names of the inventors.
Traditionally, the invitation to perform a tinklepuff is either accepted or rejected
immediately and without deep
consideration.
The couple wanted to return to
the party as quickly as
possible, so their only choice for going to
the bathroom was to perform a tinklepuff.
"Sweety, let's tinklepuff before we go out; do you have to go now?"