This Chick 

When someone (female) mostly makes a comment that sounds stupid, or doesn't get the joke.

"That guy looks like the situation" "Yeah he does" "Guys! Mike's looking at us" "THIS CHICK...."

This Chick by coolcat52 December 7, 2011

This Chick Is Toast

1. The feeling you get when a girl totally screws up your night.

2. When simple words aren't enough to describe how fed up you are with your girlfriend or a random chick.

Guy: "Hey Brad, some girl just threw up on your couch in the other room"

Brad: "Dammit! Okay, that's it, this chick is toast!!

This Chick Is Toast by GG DantheMan September 23, 2010

Hey this chick sounds like me 

Something to say when a woman shouts at a cafe.

Woman:I WANT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE SUGAR, NOT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE ICE!!!!!!
12-year-old fanboy:Hey this chick sounds like me!

Hey this chick sounds like me by thecharacterwannie August 4, 2022

How thick is this chick?! 

Said when someone is STUPID. As in, screaming In CAPITALS stupid.

'Thick' meaning thick skulled. 'Chick' applying to anyone, usually a younger person.

Chick can be Male, Female or Trans.

"So, I point where she's supposed to park and she says' Yeah, whatever...' looks at me like I'm stupid and goes and parks in a fucking Handicapped Parking. And I'm thinking, 'How thick is this chick?!' "

Thick.

How thick is this chick?! by poveryonwheels January 21, 2023

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken 

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011

Bitch this chicken is cold 

What you say after your bitch makes underheated fried chicken, followed by a slap to the face.

bitch: Here daddy.

you:omnom.. 0.0...Bitch this chicken is cold!
*SLAP*

Bitch this chicken is cold by MrBates July 22, 2010

marinate this chicken 

A bunch of sluts say this when a group of guys walk by because they think they know what it means but they actually have no clue.

Dude, I hate how Libby is always yelling marinate this chicken, it's like she wants me to fuck her or something.

marinate this chicken by ddppbb April 25, 2016