The Sandman 

The Sandman, is a revengeful maneuver typically preformed after being lured and misled back to a bitch's house with the promises of a good hard fuckin. Only to come to the realization that you ain't gettin your dick wet this night. Properly performed when you continue on with her charade, leading her into a false sense of security and acting as if you are fully understanding of her not wanting to put out. Allowing her to drift peacefully to sleep so you can quickly but silently crank dat soulja boy into her closed eyes. With a good long nights rest this will crust her eyes shut, in the morning resembling a harsh visit from the "Sandman."

The Sandman: "You bang out that fine piece of ass last night?!" "Naw, that bitch didn't give it up so i sandmanned that hoe."

The Sandman by bROMAD November 11, 2009

The Sandman 

The act of filling a condom up with sand, and then lodging it in the anal canal of a sleeping person.

As a child I never truly understood why I was scared of the sandman until I was the first to fall asleep at my gay friends birthday party.

The Sandman by Logan412 September 20, 2016

The Sandman 

When one is so intoxicated that during intercourse he passes out on the female, thus resulting in suffocation and ultimatley death. And then the following morning he mungs her dead ass.

Police Officer #1: Oh my god what happened to this poor girl, I have never seen something this bad before.
Police Officer #2: Yeah, I saw this last week, the crackheads call it "The Sandman"

The Sandman by Joe Bosco December 9, 2008

The Sandman Period

The time period when you wanna fall back asleep right after waking up from a nap.

The key to a quick siesta is conquering the sandman period

The Sandman Period by weregershmerglin Hozmindogel November 17, 2019

The Sandman Special 

is when someone is sleeping and you squat over their neck and shit on their nose.

My girlfriend was so pissed I stayed at the bar late last night, that I woke up this morning with The Sandman Special.

Girl 1: "Girl, I'm so fucking mad at Jimmy. He came home so drunk from the bar last night he passed out on the couch. So, I gave him The Sandman Special."

Girl 2: "Fuck yes, Girl! He deserved it!"

The Sandman Special by Nifer722 May 19, 2023

the sandman waffle 

when your fucking a chick in the ass while shes giving your buddy a blowjob then you both pull out and jizz in and around her mouth

man you just got the sandman waffle

the sandman waffle by scotty and austin February 19, 2009

Drag Racing The Sandman 

When you drink a double dose of Nyquil and begin to masturbate to see if you can finish before you pass out.

I woke up this morning with my dick in my hand after drag racing the sandman last night. That fucker wins every time!

Drag Racing The Sandman by mrkron January 9, 2012