The Roy

to have an infection and an obsession with garage bands. often tends to drag out the word "man" when using it.

man, that kid has the roy. he's going to the concert tonight.

The Roy by Leacmih November 27, 2007

The Roy Experience 

Getting railed by 4 or 5 dudes at the same time in League of Legends. The whole team jumping on you and killing you instantly.

The whole team is here, I've just had The Roy Experience and it was not fun.

The Roy Experience by BrotherNoodle January 8, 2022

roy the boy 

roy the boy,
Is an alter ego of the ultimate lad,who has a crazy carefree attitude and doesn't hold back in any situation,always coming out beneficial with himself being worshiped.It would be used mostly when groups of males consume and are heavily under the influence of alcohol yet still occurs in day to day life.

Groups of friends on nights out will chant "roy the boy, roy the boy,roy the boy"This is just a way of showing companion ship between a group or emphasising a certain person who goes out of his way to entertain.

roy the boy by slewdemcredem March 24, 2013

Roy The Penis 

Roy The Penis is a cartoon character created in December 1991 by a bored schoolboy. Although the first episode was rushed in a 1h 10 minute English lesson, it was an instant example of comedy genius and fellow pupils demanded to see more. Even 21 years later, you can be sure that, like one of his episodes was titled - 'Roy Lives'.

Roy is stereotypical of teenage males and each story had its own theme and titled as such. Examples of this are 'Roy Gets Pissed', 'Roy Gets Laid', 'Roy Meets Caroline (uncensored)', 'Roy Fights The Raging Horn', etc etc.'

From time to time other characters would appear in Roy comic strips, such as The Galloping Arseholes, who were there to either add comedy value, or just annoy and make Roy's jokes sound even funnier.

Roy's morals, ethics and indeed catchphrases are renowned all over the UK, and himself as being a truly upstanding member of the community.

Some of you may remember the shocking events of January 1992 when a ginger I.T. idiot decided that Roy was receiving more attention from his students than his "Pinky" lectures. He promptly kidnapped Roy and held him hostage without any ransom demand. This was then used as the setting for one of Roy's most famous two-part strips, 'Roy Gets Kidnapped' and then 'Roy's Escape' (subtitled 'Never Doing Tradesmans Again').

Delinquent young males have been overheard saying to their career advisers "I have been reading the works of Roy and now know the error of my ways. When I grow up, I want to be just like Roy The Penis."

Remember, Roy ain't heavy, he's The Penis.

Roy The Penis by Shofty October 1, 2012

roy the custodian 

Roy the custodian is the mascot of glynn academy. he will get you out of class and let you help him and bobby clean the cafeteria or go to the teachers lounge. he is usually found holding a knife to someone’s throat or calling someone a “lil bitchass” or a “dumbass” no one will snitch on him because he will kill them

yo Roy the custodiangot me out of class yesterday to unclog the toy

roy the custodian by roy the custodian January 25, 2019

Taking Roy off the grid

Successfully doing something completely different with your life, or something you control, than is expected, or otherwise contrary the status-quo.

Holy shit! This guy is taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!

Taking Roy off the grid by yoj!mbo July 15, 2015

The ol' Uncle Roy

Standing over a woman while she is lying on her back and urinating into her mouth, forcing her to drink it.

Our camper doesn't have a toilet so I had to pull over and give her The ol' Uncle Roy.

The ol' Uncle Roy by Winchester Cugbubby III February 18, 2011