The Pistol 

Sexual Act. Direct descendant of The Shocker. When you insert index and middle fingers into the vagina while using the thumb of the same hand to stimulate the clitoris.

T: Hey d what did you do last night.

D: I was up all night pleasuring my old lady with the pistol.

The Pistol by Double D's flesh factory September 19, 2009

The Pistol 

In Halo it is the incredibly overpowered yet ONLY weapon to use if you wish to survive. Three head shots will take the shield off and kill the person being raped.

OMFG! (#1)Valgina killed me AGAIN!!!11one

The Pistol by Evil Jesus August 28, 2004

the Pistol 

when someone is 69ing and they stick their thumb in the girls ass and two fingers in her gine, kinda like a reverse shocker

Jake was 69ing in the back of his Explorer when he decided to make things intersting by giving Allie the Pistol.

the Pistol by JizzyJake38 December 5, 2010

The Pistol 

A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.

"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"

The Pistol by Dan May 31, 2004

The Pistol 

When you grab your penis between your index finger and thumb at the base of your shaft, then have your balls between your index finger and middle finger thus making your cock and balls into an effective shooting device to unsuspectingly have your co-workers or friends look at your junk so you can call them a homo-meat gazer and give them 3 kicks in the ass.

Oh man yesterday at work right as Ronnie was coming to the stock room I totally gave him the pistol, what a fag!

The Pistol by Jonny Poplocker July 3, 2009

tuck the pistol 

a hard-on in public, can't tend to the erection! Tucking your hard dick so its unnoticable

today I was walking and seen this fine bitch...you know I had to tuck the pistol homie...

tuck the pistol by Raptactics October 24, 2007

Lick the back of the pistol

Lick the back of my dick

Liam says to Sonaiya "Can i get a pencil" Sonaiya then replies "Lick the back of the pistol.

Lick the back of the pistol by The dick slasher January 28, 2025