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The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) 

The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.
The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) ended with the advent of the thong and the bikini wax.

growl the minge 

to perform oral sex on a female whilst making a vicious growling sound. often used as preperation before giving her the barracuda
i growled the minge last night, and she loved the barracuda

or

i would growl the minge on her, but i wouldnt brag about it

Foaming At The Minge

A complimentary phrase used to describe the positive effects of a pleasant-looking male on the delicate sensibilites of a hard-up female.
1) Fuck me, that guy was hot; I'm foaming at the minge!!!

2) Phhhhaaaooorrr; that guy was foamy!!!!!

Stab in the Minge 

A term used to describe the use of effects whilst processing low-frequency sounds, to add a deeper, heavier, more aggressive style of noise
nb can be used in past and present tenses (stabbed in the minge, stabbing in the minge)
'That bassline is gonna get a stab in the minge kid!'
'What are you doing?' 'I'm stabbing that kick(drum) in the minge!'

Sad in the minge

This is when you get so sad that a green sticky substance is exerted from your minge.
Only one person is known to have suffered from this, not naming names.
Person 1: I hate shopping!
Person 2: You make me so sad in the minge! Uhoh green stuff!
Sad in the minge by Pseudo-bread October 19, 2006

the cats minge 

mum that beef stew was the cats minge.
the cats minge by ben curry September 24, 2003