The Louisa 

The act of tickling the head of your penis against someones cheek followed by partial insertion of it into their ear. A true "Louisa" is accomplished by doing so to a rooke after the person is partially unconscious due to alcohol abuse. essenstially it is taking thier ear virginity, preferable without them noticing, you must move like a fuckin' ninja.

1) Yo buddy, my ear is bumping and I can't hear worth a shit, I think i got the louisa last night.
2) yo man, I found the biggest bible thumper in the joint and gave her the full louisa special, right in the ear. That bitch ain't hearing shit for weeks. Ye-zeer!

The Louisa by Michael Cardoso June 6, 2008

Princess Angelina contessa louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third 

Dot warner from Animaniacs’ full name, damn that’s a long fucking name

“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”

Princess Angelina contessa louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third by YakkoSimp November 28, 2020

the Louisiana Sam 

the art of crafting words in order to change a subject or end a conversation

Jimmy likes to use the Louisiana Sam when his mom asks about his sex life.

the Louisiana Sam by VesRaa November 19, 2015

The Louis Reilly Effect 

When you think it’s Norissette. Also just cheating life.

“My sandwich was 43p.”

“Well mine was 42p”

“Omg! The Louis Reilly Effect…”

The Louis Reilly Effect by YeetMan the Yeetster October 10, 2022

The louisiana purchase 

Where you pay a hooker one dollar and get all the services for just a buck.

I went to vegas and and paid for the louisiana purchase a sweet deal indeed.

The louisiana purchase by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

The Louisville Slugger 

The Louisville Slugger is when you are railing a bitch from behind, either it be ass sex or vaginal sex, and right before the girl is about to orgasm you pull out your louisville slugger baseball bat and knock the hoe out.

booty, sex, orgasm, baseball, fucking, guck, ass, dick, The Louisville Slugger

The Louisville Slugger by 123453jhons09959868 February 14, 2009

the louisville woodchipper 

When you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. Can be topped off with some splooge as well.

Yeah man, there I was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. I was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the Louisville Woodchipper

the louisville woodchipper by mr bobbbb January 23, 2014