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The Daves 

The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave
“Who screwed up payroll? It was one of the Daves.”
The Daves by anonymous January 9, 2025

The Brotherhood of Daves 

An instantaneous connection that all guys named "Dave" have amongst each other. It's a strong communal bond. A brotherhood.

Also known as "The International Brotherhood of Daves"
(two guys meeting for the first time)

Dave 1: Hey, my name's Dave.
Dave 2: Dude, the Brotherhood of Daves!
(high fives)
Dave 1: Haha yes!

The Dave Chappelle 

The Dave Chappelle is a drinking game that involves having the following:

2 shots of Jäger
Tequila (min. 1 shot)
4 bong hits man
Beer (min. 1)
Cheeseburger

It is to be done in this order and under 15 minutes.
Remember Frank's last weekend? EZ was fucking smashed man! He did The Dave Chappelle and felt "fucking great!"

The Dave Grohl Effect 

Most prominent in the frontman of the Foo Fighters Dave Grohl (and thusly named after him), the Dave Grohl Effect is when a man looks far, far better when he has a beard. Examples of more people the Dave Grohl Effect works on are Sean Bean, Alec Baldwin, Will Wheaton, Martin Freeman and David Schwimmer.
"Hey, have you seen Joe? He's really rocking that new beard, makes him look totally badass"

"Yeah, that'll be the Dave Grohl Effect."

The Dave Coulier Effect 

Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.
The HR guy drives me nuts! He's suffering from The Dave Coulier Effect.

The Danes 

The Danes are the greatest fucking people of the world. And much better than those wannabes to Norway and Sweden. We are the true vikings and don't speak funny. They do! They stole our language! Denmark came first and then we invented Lego. The best invention ever!!!
The Danes are wonderful people and much prettier than the people from Norway and Sweden. Those cocksuckers.
The Danes by AChrisp January 19, 2017