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The cockadile hunter 

the act of skinning any type of snake and then using the snake skin as a condum during intercourse.
i gave that girl the cockadile hunter yesterday.

The cocktail

Where you take shrimp and put them on your dick, and add cocktail sauce on top. You do this to make it more interesting.
Her: hey I wanna spice things up tonight

Him: Wanna try the cocktail?
Her: I’ll get the shrimp 🍤 🤤
The cocktail by zippyclean January 17, 2019

the hipster cocktail

Take you favorite drink, microwave for 30 seconds, drink it before its gets cool.
better drink up the hipster cocktail before it gets cool!!!

The Morro Cocktail 

The act of taking shrooms, alcohol and weed. Sitting in a tree listing to jazz
Aw man we did the Morro Cocktail last weekend

The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail 

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail.

The Gentlemen's Cocktail 

A Gentlemen's Cocktail is a drink that began as an accident, and became a huge sensation. As martini's use olive juice,and screw-drivers use orange juice, NOW the Gentlemen's Cocktail uses PICKLE juice. The cocktail is made up of 4 shots vodka (any vodka will do ), then one shot of a DIFFERENT type of vodka, then fill the remainder of the glass with pickle juice (from any pickle jar whatsoever, include seeds for flavor). Add ice, as well as a whole pickle into the glass for appearence. There, you have a gentlemens cocktail. Though it DOES sound rather obscure, give it a try, and you WILL NOT be disappointed.
"Bartender, I'm in the mood for something with a touch of class, and a touch of craziness. How about a The Gentlemen's Cocktail."