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The Cleaner

A person who facilates directives according to the minute of the day

Cleaners do what they are directed to do.

The cleaners girlfriend cannot yell at him.
They are free of a hot meal
A cleaner is someone who cleans the house, and does the dishes, and does not get a plate of food. Having to eat off of the plates of leftovers that are cold, on the same plate not a clean one. The cleaner puts his dad to bed at 8:15 and has to stay and cannot leave.

The Cleaner

Once one is done ejaculating in the vaginal canal or anus, a third party gets down posthaste and sucks out the semen from said orifice. Huzzah!
One time I was fucking this dude while his friend watched and after he came, said friend went to go clean up. He told me to lay back down, “Don’t worry, I’m a cleaner”. And proceeded to suck me dry!

The Cleaner: sucking cum out of the vaginal canal or anus.

tHe_cLeanER 

CS n00b who thinks he ownz!!!111 @ minesweeper. Sometimes thought of as GAY!
tHe_cLeanER by Anonymous August 1, 2003

put the cap on the kitchen cleaner 

shutting up your wife or female friend when she's out of line
Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"

the vacuum cleaner 

A sexual act in when the man is penetrating the woman from behind while the women is on all fours on a carpet and the man chops out the womens arms so her face is being driven into the carpet during thrusting, thus simulating the motion of a vacuum cleaner.
This bitch started to make annoying sounds during sex, so i used the vacuum cleaner method to shut that clucking ho bag up.

The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."
The Carpet Cleaner by Long Island August 13, 2004