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the frozen chipmonk

when a woman give a man a BJ with ice cubes in her mouth
use your imagination, the frozen chipmonk with accorn stuffed in mouth

Alvin and The Chipmunks 

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.
They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.

choke the chipmunk 

(v) to masturbate; to spank the monkey; to beat the meat; to maniputlate one's (male) genitalia for pleasure; to jerk off; to beat off; to rub one out
Wow....after watching Katie get undressed, I feel the urge to go home and choke the chipmunk.

Alvin and the chipmunks 

The act of inhaling helium and shoving a acorn up someone’s ass and singing “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
“Man I just Alvin and the chipmunks this girl.”

The Chipmunk 

The act of a woman putting the left and right nut in her cheeks and the penis in her mouth creating the look of a chipmunk.
John, I gave your sister The Chipmunk last night. I bet her tonsils are swollen something fierce today.
The Chipmunk by whurley October 20, 2014

Alvin And The Chipmunks 

Three cute little chipmunks with really squeaky voices who sing for a living and are raised by David Seville, who acts as their father. The ringleader, Alvin, always enjoys annoying everyone around him.
I really love the Alvin and the Chipmunks song "Alvin for President". It's so funny, and he could do a better job than Bush.