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Textaustion 

When you're so tired of texting someone back and forth you break down and call them, even if your situation does not allow for it.
"Jake and I were texting so much I got Textaustion."
"Sorry to hear that."
"Not as sorry as I was when I missed the end to Sherlock."
Textaustion by Smithofwords February 23, 2014

textcussion 

Trying to have a discussion by means of texting only. Implication that this is unfavorable way to discuss lengthy and or difficult matters
I refused to have a textcussion about complicated legal issues regarding my will.
textcussion by hayleygirl April 22, 2016

Textsion 

A fast-paced text messaging session; involves rapid responses, funny, quick witted, smart ass remarks and/or sarcastic jabs. Usually has a definitive end when one participant's response has achieved the height of hilarity, wit and/or sarcasm; often used to flirt and often leads to a sextion
KJ: You talk to "cute guy" lately?
JJ: Yeah we had a hilarious textsion last night!
KJ: Oh yeah?
JJ: I was killing him! He couldn't text back fast enough!
Textsion by JenniferJ December 7, 2007

Tactfusion

Using a good amount of tactics to confuse and beat your opponent.
After seeing that the attacker had 2 large squishy eyes on his face, I used my tactfusion and poked him in his eyes.
Tactfusion by Cee McGee February 3, 2013

textafusion 

1. Confusion while texting because of un heard sarcasm or puns, often when one member is joking and the other is serious

2. When you text drunken

3. the act of texting the wrong number not realizing its th wrong number
1 ex. of textafusion

male N "ohhh ya cause your so ugly"
female J " you think im ugly;(;(;("
male N "no i was just jokin babe"
female J "sure"
male N " can i call you?"
female J "yeah."

ex 2. Drunk roomate" jhi89 boobies heu dy you wahhna coma toe mi house?"

sober roomate "what?"

drunk roomate "lats gave rome fun"

sober roomate "are you drunk?"

drunk roomate "kanda hahja f pinda"

isober roomate "imma call you a cab"
textafusion by noldizzle bishizzle February 4, 2010
a. When one receives a very confusing text message

b. When one's phone ghost-texts, leading to text-confusion.
Yo dawg, i ain't understandin any of what ur sayin! i gots some major txtfusion!
txtfusion by gadgetgal January 8, 2011