Testicitis 

The fracturing of ur testicular membrane when a person kicks u in the balls with the pain equivalent to getting circumscised

I think I have testicitis

Testicitis by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018

testiclites 

Created by Group X
1) A male's (pair of) testicles.

"When a lady, she goes to touch the testiclites, and they make a sound like thais: *PING*!"

testiclites by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

textinitis

The supposed condition that millions upon millions of people have that comes from "texting". From hand cramps to tendinitis.

Wow! He has textinitis so bad, his hands are are looking like "hook hands". The guy texts so much, he looks like he has "sloth fingers". Ha ha, he's got textinitis so bad, he's got some "eagle claws" going.

textinitis by madinsomniac July 19, 2009

Ocular Testiculitis 

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

Ocular Testiculitis by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

Testiculitis 

Another word for having blue balls.

That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis

Testiculitis by joshwua915 November 28, 2016

testicruise 

When you're getting teabagged and you motorboat his testicles

When you are teabagging someone and they motorboat your testicles

So, I was teabagging Toni last night, and she took me on a testicruise!

testicruise by AssChief January 30, 2023

Testiciles 

The fear of taking school tests, especially final exams, because you always freeze up like an icicle when taking the test.

Janet: "Hey, how'd the final exam go for your Physics class?"
Kayte: "I totally choked on it."
Janet: "What happened?"
Kayte: "I get so nervous taking finals that I got a case of the Testiciles

Testiciles by Bayareaboy17 February 9, 2019